Lets Talk Generic Business Talk

This is an email that I intercepted today. Respond with your favorite generic business talk..

Mr. Landen Fredrick,

While I appreciate your well educated thought process and intuitive suggestions, I feel the proper direction for this campaign requires some gathering of thoughts and brainstorming. I have instructed our team that moving forward, we must all be team players, yet, be a take-charge kind of person. Just remember, there is no “I” in “team”.

As we set about to put the strategic media plan together, we noticed that the projected primary media vehicle, text link ads, had zoned editions that allowed us to address our media plan parameter priorities at a relatively low out of pocket cost. As we added additional media activity we were able to fulfill all our objectives.

Just remember that once we get our hands around this, we need to touch base. The way I see it, it’s a win-win for all involved, as long as we continue to use outside-the-box thinking. We must first get our ducks in a row, be proactive and come up with solutions, not problems.

The road map is a long one, but as long as we strategize and pipeline the data provided, our skill set and heads up thinking will allow us to engage in a mindset that helps monetize and scale in the big picture. It might require an off site meeting, but the legacy is the empowerment. Always remember Landen, we *MUST* strategize integrated functionalities if we want to deploy out-of-the-box paradigms.

I request we discuss this soon.

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3 Responses

  1. Cramden Says:

    I’ll have to acquiesce.

  2. mom2savysky Says:

    Well, this is a friendly reminder that sales reports are due by the EOB today. Please don’t leave any leaf unturned and smile and dial today. Remember that practice doesn’t make perfect, it makes you better. Einstien didn’t talk until he was 8. Mount Everest was made to be climbed and conquered. Don’t think outside the box, be the box.

  3. LinkWorth - Be Found Online » Blog Archive » Generic Business Talk - What Is Your Best Line? Says:

    [...] And the list goes on and on.  This subject is one discussed on another blog I am part of where I included a generic business talk joke email sent to a LinkWorth customer/friend of ours.  Once you are made aware of this unusual way of speaking, it’s impossible to not hold back laughter when it happens around you. [...]

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