Donald Trump is a Perv

When the Donald isn’t bad-mouth Martha Stewart or watching his ratings drop, he’s sweating his daughter.

Yesterday while appearing on The View, the Apprentice mastermind announced that, if he weren’t her father, he’d want to date his daughter Ivanka.

“Who are you, Woody Allen?” View cohost Joy Behar shot back.

Here’s what happened: Donald and Ivanka were guests on the talk show to plug Ivanka’s appearances on this season of Apprentice. During the spot, Donald was asked how he’d react if Ivanka posed for Playboy. He said he’d be okay with it depending on how risque the spread was. That’s when he made a comment about her figure and announced: “I’ve said if she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

I don’t care if my dad was George Clooney — I’d be creeped out if he joked about dating me or made weird comments about my body.

The Donald gives me hives.