In the next couple of hours, NASA is going to announce that they have found potential life on one of the moons of Saturn. They found liquid water… and that means Aliens.
In My Opinion, I think we should show these Alien bastards who the more advanced life forms in our solar system are. E equals EmCee Squared Beeawtches!

RECALL: NASA will not announce the life find: http://www.local6.com/news/7850413/detail.html
My bad.
Eff-It. Let’s nuke the moon anyway, just to see the explosion.
March 9th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Yeah, I was really disappointed about this. Had read it this morning and was anticipating the announcement at 2. It was like jerkin off and getting interrupted by your wife and not being able to finish.
March 9th, 2006 at 4:38 pm
Anyone watch SurvivorMan on the SciFi channel? I think ol’ Les needs to spend a week on Enceladus. Screw it…there’s water there…he can hang. It might be a bit chilly, but I doubt it’s nothing a parka can’t handle….
March 9th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
My wife does that crap to me all the time. WTF. whatever happened to privacy?
I didn’t sign up for this.