In the next couple of hours, NASA is going to announce that they have found potential life on one of the moons of Saturn. They found liquid water… and that means Aliens.
In My Opinion, I think we should show these Alien bastards who the more advanced life forms in our solar system are. E equals EmCee Squared Beeawtches!
RECALL: NASA will not announce the life find: http://www.local6.com/news/7850413/detail.html
My bad.
Eff-It. Let’s nuke the moon anyway, just to see the explosion.
The NFL and the Player’s Association have finally reached an agreement and have extended the CBA (Collective Bargaining Agreement) for another 6 years. What does this really mean? Well, it means that some of your favorite players will be around for years to come because we have more salary cap room. What would our special teams be without these guys???
When the Donald isn’t bad-mouth Martha Stewart or watching his ratings drop, he’s sweating his daughter.
Yesterday while appearing on The View, the Apprentice mastermind announced that, if he weren’t her father, he’d want to date his daughter Ivanka.
“Who are you, Woody Allen?” View cohost Joy Behar shot back.
Here’s what happened: Donald and Ivanka were guests on the talk show to plug Ivanka’s appearances on this season of Apprentice. During the spot, Donald was asked how he’d react if Ivanka posed for Playboy. He said he’d be okay with it depending on how risque the spread was. That’s when he made a comment about her figure and announced: “I’ve said if she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
I don’t care if my dad was George Clooney — I’d be creeped out if he joked about dating me or made weird comments about my body.
The Donald gives me hives.
This is an email that I intercepted today. Respond with your favorite generic business talk..
Mr. Landen Fredrick,
While I appreciate your well educated thought process and intuitive suggestions, I feel the proper direction for this campaign requires some gathering of thoughts and brainstorming. I have instructed our team that moving forward, we must all be team players, yet, be a take-charge kind of person. Just remember, there is no “I” in “team”.
As we set about to put the strategic media plan together, we noticed that the projected primary media vehicle, text link ads, had zoned editions that allowed us to address our media plan parameter priorities at a relatively low out of pocket cost. As we added additional media activity we were able to fulfill all our objectives.
Just remember that once we get our hands around this, we need to touch base. The way I see it, it’s a win-win for all involved, as long as we continue to use outside-the-box thinking. We must first get our ducks in a row, be proactive and come up with solutions, not problems.
The road map is a long one, but as long as we strategize and pipeline the data provided, our skill set and heads up thinking will allow us to engage in a mindset that helps monetize and scale in the big picture. It might require an off site meeting, but the legacy is the empowerment. Always remember Landen, we *MUST* strategize integrated functionalities if we want to deploy out-of-the-box paradigms.
I request we discuss this soon.
I found a couple of sites that help you with your GBT, so enjoy:
Got this email sent to me today with about this artist named Julian Beever that does pavement chalk drawings. Probably the coolest art I’ve seen in a long time. Very 3Dish at certain viewing points. . . check it out.
I have no idea what I was thinking in putting this site together, but I just had this crazy idea how it would be fun if all of us had access to a site where we could goof off and write whatever the hell we wanted and then the rest of us could chime in and tell that person how overly gay he/she really is.
So register an account and I’ll make you an author of the site. Then write whatever you want. We can post junk to it and keep our emails free of crap.
Or just shoot me.
FoTwinny | 
03 9th, 2006| 
