Humping Dogs vs. Humping Humans

What if the world of humans was that of the dogs? Dogs have no real thought process of who they want to mount and definitely don’t need a case of beer or fifth of whiskey, they just roll up and smell, then go for it.

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There is no issue of color, size or even if they yap too much. Best of all, when they’re done, there isn’t much talking involved afterwards. Most importantly though, they do it in front of anyone and everyone. There are even situations where one dog may be too small for the other dog, but you don’t see Dateline with hidden camera’s catching it and interviewing the older dog:
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So somewhere along the line, women decided they had a say so in the whole process and put all these rules in place; like love, earn it, too fat, too ugly, not rich enough, and the list goes on.

Maybe we should take a step back and reconsider the laws of sex when it comes to adult encounters. What’s wrong with one man walking up, sniffing around, and mounting on the side of the street or in the park? If the girl isn’t interested, bark and snap at him and he’ll run away.

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One Response to Humping Dogs vs. Humping Humans

  1. lets not forget the ability to lick one’s self

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