Jerusalem Jackson | 
02 8th, 2007| 
I just couldn’t put this day to rest without commenting on the Events du Jour.
First and foremost, our beloved Cowboys named a new head coach today: Wade Phillips. Not the sexy choice, no. BUT, this dude has football-sport-player-man ingrained in him. Some of you will remember his dad, Bum Phillips, as the coach of the hated Houston Oilers. So, he’s pedigreed, at least. He’s had stints elsewhere (most notably in Buffalo, Denver, & New Orleans) and overall has a strong winning percentage as a head coach….even though there’s an asterisk by those because he was “interim coach” in multiple situations. That means, he was the best option on-staff when the owners fired the HC’s. Anyway, nothing we can do at this point but support him. So, “Welcome to Dallas, Wade. I love you.”
Second, what the fuck happened with Anna Nicole Smith? As ridiculous as her life was, for some reason I feel really shitty about this. I think it’s because of that little baby girl….Danielynn. (Uncomfortably named after her dead brother….whoa, dude. See what I mean?) Anyway, I had to say good-bye….officially. Pig Snot.
Very “newsy” day if you live in Big D, which I do, of course, and have and will continue to….do that. Live. Here. Alive. With a new head coach.
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And in other late breaking stories, bow flex is suing the old people in the blow flex commercials because of not cleaning their leather once they were finished. The bench pad was claiming he heard the 49 year old dude laughing out loud saying he was really only 29 after the camera’s had turned off. Although it was hard to hear he said due to the large flatulations the man had exploding from his rear hole.
