Last night, as I laid on the couch suffering from some sort of head cold, I had a little burst of energy because the best team in the NFL was about to take center stage against the hated Giants. Opening weekend, I hadn’t put much into any other game, just waiting for the REAL team of the NFL play, the Dallas Cowboys.
Things started off like they usually do with the Giants, they throw deep on our horrible secondary, a secondary that ALWAYS has something wrong with them. A quick score and I’m like “Oh great!” And what happened after that? THEY FUMBLED THE SNAP FOR THE EXTRA POINT!!! Karma must have bitten them on the ass for probably laughing at the boys last year fumbling the hold for the kick. Anyhow, 6-0 pretty quick.
As the game went on, the true STRONG team shined through. The Cowboys were squashing the Giants the entire game. We have a horrible secondary, but it’s obvious that Peyton Manning took all the brain power from his younger bro Eli. What the hell is wrong with that douche bag? Throw it down the field every time. DUH. Oh well, the Giants defense sucks. The Giants offense sucks. Most importantly, I think it’s funnier than shit that Rafael Salgado called to harrass on the game and his team got OWNED!!! Bye Bye.
September 10th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
The best thing about that game BY FAR was watching Ellie Manning get thrown to the turf like a little rag doll. Anthony Spencer…well done, sir.
So now we’re tied for 1st place in the NFL. Perfect. Thanks to the Packers for beating the Eagles, too. I watched most of that game and, well, I’m just not real sure why the Eagles are considered the favorites out of the NFC East. The stunk it up yesterday.
Raf…make sure you call me again November 11 so I can get some of the anti-Giants mojo from you.
September 20th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
A big F. YOU to all the cowboy fans out there. You no-class bastards that kick a guy when his down. I hope the Bears (”Daaaa Bears!”) break one of Tony Romo’s legs (or both of them). Say good-bye to your season…
September 20th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Oh… and yes! I was laughing my ass off last year when Tony “butterfingers” Romo fumbled that snap. That was hilarious. The best play last season!